SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The entire history of art has been leading to this monumental moment
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
earlier my boss told me that he doesn’t think I’m white, just pale
this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically it’s about three teenagers who do crazy things” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why doesn’t everybody watch iCarly” it’s precious
update: we random danced