shayla: music of the night???
me: it’s a song?? from phantom of the opera??? which we literally just watched???
shayla: oh I thought you were making a nightman reference
"do you think phantom of the opera is basically just nightman?"
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles.
STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PARENTS
imagine WW2 style propaganda posters but with those Japanese emoticons that people use here to convey their shitty opinions
friendly reminder!!! ヽ(;^o^ヽ)
when you ride aLONE!! ヽ(;^o^ヽ)
Y ou ride with hitler!!!!! （°o°；）
ok so in the harry potter series you can still die from normal stuff even if you’re a wizard right? why didnt voldemort just use a gun